Monday, August 27, 2007

DANGER: The Super Hot Girl With No Profile!




More often than not, you'll come across a scorching hot girl, with little, if anything, written in her profile. Mostly, it'll read this:
"You must be between 20-28, don't contact me without a picture, not looking for a sugar daddy."

Why doesn't she write a full profile?
Because she doesn't need to. She's hot enough that she'll get a hundred emails a day without using a single word.

So what do you say to her? The downside to being that hot is that men aren't even reading her words, they are just emailing her because of her picture. What she writes is nearly irrelevant, and she knows it. While she likes the attention (obviously, she keeps posting bikini pictures), on a deeper level she is sad that men don't care who she is on the inside, and aren't making an effort to do so.

To hottest of the hot, write this:


“Hi You
I admit that I was drawn in by your picture, you are quite striking, but then I noticed that you have written next to nothing in your profile.
I wonder if you haven’t bothered, since you know most men just contact a woman based on her looks, without paying attention to her words.


That can't feel good.

Your eyes tell me there is much more to you than being
an object for men to drool over.
Tell me something about yourself.
What are you most proud of?
Who do you aspire to be in life?

Respect,
Me”



Amongst a sea of "Hey, you're hot, want a one night stand?" type emails, you will be an insightful beacon of romance and light.